From: FyRE 
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Sun, Feb 1997 19:39:26 +0000

In article <3300e0c9.4803630@somewhere>, P-38 
writes

>>Perhaps I'll have a quick look at one of yours some day. I've seen your
>>handle appearing in threads, but always thought to myself, "no, just
>>another of li'l joe's idiot friends, they probably want a bit of privacy
>>to practice their 'Blow me'...'No, you blow me' sessions."
>
>Joe who?

How many idiot friends named Joe do you have then?

>>country. To be honest, it was an embarrassment (not to mention a worry)
>>having such a bunch of trigger happy genetic misfits behind us - who
>>came along mostly for the change of scenery, their own country little
>>more than a fucking war zone. We didn't need you then, we don't now.
>>Keep your drugs, crime, greed and stupid fat tourists - we all hate you.
>
>And this is the thanks we get.  

And more than you deserve. Your boys are lucky we didn't decided to just
shoot them instead of paying their fares back to shit-hole central.

>After seeing how the lisping limeys
>pussied out at Dunkirk, someone had to do something to save your
>prancing selves.  

So you think that by running around in circles shitting themselves and
getting shot, your boys (and they were mere boys) made a real
contribution to the war effort?

>Too bad the Germans didn't bomb the shit out of your
>worthless asses whilst you were all on the beaches buggering each
>other. 

Pearl Harbor 2, you mean?

>>Yeah, they, as you, prefer huge shambling piles of fat who drink a lot
>>of beer with big pigtails framing their piggy faces. Look at Rosanne,
>>Oprah or Ricki fucking Lake for prime examples of yank pin-ups.
>
>Two words: Lynn Redgrave.

That Ricki Lake intro is a riot! Fast cut sequences of some sweaty pig
posing like a supermodel who's swallowed a couch for some reason. I
guess it's a real turn on for you lot, eh? As for Oprah, what the hell
is going on there? Is someone pumping her full of air every other show?
Or perhaps it's just some mind game with her and her fatH^H^H^even
fatter twin sister taking turns to host the show.

You know I have to admit I love that show, the best comedy program you
export. There's nothing like sitting down with a nice cup of tea and
some cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off to watch a bunch of
wingeing tossers moaning about nothing. Typical gripes include:

"My boyfriend dumped me for my best friend"
"I'd like my breasts enlarged, but my partner doesn't."
"I dumped my partner and fell into the arms of a woman."

(All these episodes featuring all male guests, BTW)

The fake tears are especially amusing, we actually take bets on which of
the pigs on stage will start blubbering first - along with how many
stupid, irrelevent cliches, shouts of "woo" and references to your
pisspot country crop up from the audience.

>>You know, that Columbus guy has a lot to answer for...
>
>Uh . . . FrYE?  Go watch some Benny Hill reruns.

Bit difficult since you idiots bought up all the episodes, being led to
believe them the last word in subtle humour. Still overshadowed by our
masterstroke in selling you "London Bridge" some time back though
<laughter>.

-- 
FyRE                           < Brave defender of little Britain... >

From: Wraith who lives in the sky
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Sun, Feb 1997 09:01:42 -0800

On Sun, 9 Feb 1997, FyRE wrote:
> <andrew@somewhere> writes
> >I've got a better idea. Why don't 
> >you just fuck off.
> Because if good men do nothing, evil will prevail.

Then why do you still exist?

Wraith

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From: tomg
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Sun,  Feb 1997 14:58:54 GMT

On Sun, 9 Feb 1997 12:41:05 +0000, FyRE <FyRE@tiktok.demon.co.uk>
wrote:


>>FrYE, FrYE, FrYE, 
>
>Having a flame grilled flashback? Or maybe you find it important to
>raise awareness on the plight of dyslexia amongst yanks.

Totally intentional on my part, old sot.  How appropriate that you
would name yourself after the sound your ass is going to make when I
start applying the blowtorch.

>>you enormous, corn kernel festooned turd.  
>
>No, definately a flashback...

No, just couldn't think of anything more apropos.

>Perhaps I'll have a quick look at one of yours some day. I've seen your
>handle appearing in threads, but always thought to myself, "no, just
>another of li'l joe's idiot friends, they probably want a bit of privacy
>to practice their 'Blow me'...'No, you blow me' sessions."

Joe who?

>What "big one"? One of your fugues? This subject has been done to death,
>gimp. The general consensus of opinion, even amongst yanks, is that
>your mob only decided to launch a largely ineffectual "assault" (a few
>hundred mincing fairies shaking bunches of daffodils at the enemy) after
>Bruce Lee and co started slamming some heavy metal into your shithole
>country. To be honest, it was an embarrassment (not to mention a worry)
>having such a bunch of trigger happy genetic misfits behind us - who
>came along mostly for the change of scenery, their own country little
>more than a fucking war zone. We didn't need you then, we don't now.
>Keep your drugs, crime, greed and stupid fat tourists - we all hate you.

And this is the thanks we get.  After seeing how the lisping limeys
pussied out at Dunkirk, someone had to do something to save your
prancing selves.  Too bad the Germans didn't bomb the shit out of your
worthless asses whilst you were all on the beaches buggering each
other. 

>Yeah, they, as you, prefer huge shambling piles of fat who drink a lot
>of beer with big pigtails framing their piggy faces. Look at Rosanne,
>Oprah or Ricki fucking Lake for prime examples of yank pin-ups.

Two words: Lynn Redgrave.

>You know, that Columbus guy has a lot to answer for...

Uh . . . FrYE?  Go watch some Benny Hill reruns.

P-38




From: tomg
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Sun,  Feb 1997 23:10:42 GMT


On Sun, 9 Feb 1997 19:39:26 +0000, FyRE <FyRE@tiktok.demon.co.uk>
wrote:


>How many idiot friends named Joe do you have then?

None that I know of, oh depo of rotten teeth--just one new one name
FrYE.

>>And this is the thanks we get.  
>
>And more than you deserve. Your boys are lucky we didn't decided to just
>shoot them instead of paying their fares back to shit-hole central.

Shoot them?  Ha! Ha! Ha!  Then you would have had only the French to
help you with the Germans--and you know that would have meant, eh?
Face it, you foppish slug, we bailed your asses out and you've been
under our thumbs ever since.

>So you think that by running around in circles shitting themselves and
>getting shot, your boys (and they were mere boys) made a real
>contribution to the war effort?

Running around in circles beats the hell out of running in the
opposite direction (a.k.a. Dunkirk).

>That Ricki Lake intro is a riot! Fast cut sequences of some sweaty pig
>posing like a supermodel who's swallowed a couch for some reason. I
>guess it's a real turn on for you lot, eh? As for Oprah, what the hell

<snip> Incomprehensible limey lisping deleted.

P-38
From: cmarkle
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date:  Feb 97 21:06:00 GMT

FyRE <FyRE@tiktok.demon.co.uk> writes:

>In article <855355429@somewhere>, Chris writes

>>>Either way, you are basking in the illumination of the "FyRE's a LyAR"
>>>spotlight. Are you wearing Factor 2,000,000 Suncream? 
>>
>>>Andrew/
>>
>>       too funny.  Fyre the boy programmer caught with his pants down
>>       (again).  

>You didn't find it funny last time I kicked your head in for opening
>that cubicle door in to catch a glimpse of a real man's weaponry.

>>maybe he can get a job in Greece 

>You want me to cut your hair?

>>or Portugal,
>>       where his paltry skills would shine.  once an amiga-hack,
>>       always an amiga-hack.  fyre, you really are a laughingstock!

>Big words from a guy I've spanked out of numerous newsgroups on 
>numerous occasions for his numerous screw-ups. You seem to have 
>gone awful quiet about my offer to wipe your stupid american face up 
>and down Heathrow's tarmac some time back, BTW. You're just an 
>ignorant, fat, ugly, yank coward, markle. Now run along before you get 
>hurt. 

>>       two campuses over 6k miles apart, celebrating your smug
>>       idiocy.  

>...or a pair of dimwits who just happen to read the same NG attempting
>to pool their resources (ie taking turns to hide behind eachother) in
>the same thread? I'll let the audience decide...

>>maybe you an oj can get an ebony-and-ivory act
>>       going, how do you look in a blond wig ?

>Not much different to your mother by all accounts.


	fyre, the cut-rate, cut-and-paste programmer. <chuckle>

	let me know when you run out of code to copy, and
	I'll send over some more stuff for you to 'write'.


>-- 
>FyRE...the international joke
From: FyRE
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Wed,  Feb 1997 00:24:22 +0000

In article <855608760@somewhere>, Chris "Skid" writes

>       let me know when you run out of code to copy, and
>       I'll send over some more stuff for you to 'write'.

No thanks, I got past "Hello World" around 17 years ago.

(Still writing Java applets "for fun!", you young daredevil you?)

-- 
FyRE                                     < Instrument of Darkness >
From: mach12
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Tue,  Feb 1997 20:21:42 GMT
Organization: We Email Sex Spam To You.

Oh, yeah, andrew@somewhere (Andrew/)?

~If you had just denied it you would have been free to go. There was
~nothing I could do. I was bluffing, but you never called. Oh no. 

In other words, you both lied.


From: FyRE 
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Fri,  Feb 1997 00:13:37 +0000

In article <855793791@somewhere>, Chris writes

>>(Still writing Java applets "for fun!", you young daredevil you?)
>
>       not a lot of java right now, but around 1k lines of perl
>       per day.  the back-end is where all the action is (here you
>       go fyre, a nice opening for your usual puerile wit).

Thanks, <ahem>:

That's what your mother said, when the film crew arrived...

-- 
FyRE

From: FyRE 
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: C'mon Baby Light My FyRE......
Date: Fri,  Feb 1997 00:15:37 +0000
Organization: Dysention
Distribution: world


In article <33026440.1490334@somewhere>, P-38 writes

>little to tough.  I repeat:

Yes you do. And there lies the problem...

-- 
FyRE

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