From: andrew
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: FyRE in the hole!!!!!!
Date:  Feb 97 17:15:06 GMT

Talking out of his ass, FyRE wrote:

> > I made the first post of the series. Right? A cascade begins, 
> > by definition, on the follow-up post. Right?
> >
> > So how the fuck was it *my* cascade? 
> 
> Yeah, I guess you're right, how silly of me. So "seeger's troll which
> went on for a year" as you state on your web page, is actually a
> misnomer too. After all, it was an /article/, 

[CRAP DELETED]

> <chuckle>
>
> -- 
> FyRE                                    < The Caper Continues... >


HEE-bleeding-larious FyRE. I'm chuckling my ass off at your incisive 
wit. Or is it the stiff-upper-lip-look-disaster-in-the-face-blindly-refuse-to-
-accept-the-inevitable-and-carry-on-regardless attitude that's amusing 
me so? One of the two. You *used* to be funny in your own right, FyRE.  
What happened mush?  Did you get married or something?  Maybe you 
should pay a satarical visit to Dr. Flame:

 <*  Tony Hart's "The Gallery" music from Vision-On starts playing in  *>
 <*  the background as the Strangelovian Doctor Flame hoves into view. *>

	 Symptoms
	 ~~~~~~~~
	 Yes, ze patient here is acting like ze klewless nuebie. He 
	 can no longer, how you say, define zee kaskade. He doesn't
	 know vot zee troll is. Zer patient haz ze vepeated attacks 
	 ov zer backpeddle. In zhort, he haz become as yooseless as 
	 a vun legged man in zer proferbial kunt kicking kontest. 
	
	 Diagnosis
	 ~~~~~~~~~
	 Zis is der klassik kayse of Flame-US Non-Competantitis. Zis
	 is caused by zee spending ov zer too much time vif zer haf-
	 vits of alt.(vh)lame vhere eet iz zee endemic kondition.
	
	 Treatment
	 ~~~~~~~~~
	 Mien Fuh....excooz me...I haf a plan. I rekommened zee kold 
	 Hien...nien...Nieneken.....Nien. Not zee revreshing off zer 
	 parts...Mien Fuhrer!...I kan VALK!!!
	
	 <* Music fades, cut back to reality *>

So much for the good Herr Doktor's advice. I recommend, FyRE, that 
you take the short remedial course over on news.newusers.questions. 
Then six month's convalesence on rec.death

Andrew/	<!-- Extinguishes the FyRE's that other flamers cannot reach -->



From: andrew
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.nuke.the.usa,
alt.good.morning
Subject: I've caught FyRE <chuckle>
Date: 1997 17:20:05 GMT

After I informed him that I had duped him into confessing that 
he hadn't in fact written *all* the javscript on his homepages, 
"FyRE" said:

	"I've been exonerated, proving all your allegations 
	 to be a pile of shit"

On the same subject FyRE has previously said...

	"Granted ('my' javascript had Exercise 14 written 
	 in it)"

			...and...

	"all the code on my site [is] now my own work"
				      ^^^
			...and...

	"what were you and seegers doing fumbling around 
	 in the bowels of my site?"

			...and...

	"er, what about .gifs? Do they count as javascript?" 

OK. I'll admit that I paraphrased that one, but FyRE did go on to say....

	"yes [...] there was a code segment or something 
	 in one of the scripts"

			...and...

	"[I used] a /part/ of someone elses code"

			...and...

	"[I] had the audacity to mention [the author's] 
	 name and the source of the code right at the 
	 top of the html".

In a rare moment of lucidity (or clarity most likely), FyRE then said....

	"Silly of me to put the guys name in there 
	 really eh? You know, what with me trying to 
	 pass it off as my own?"

			...and...

	"Oh dear Andrew/, and I bet you thought you'd 
	 caught me out that time eh?"


Recall that it was only one week ago that FyRE issued the deadly
challenge:

	"Every piece of javascript on my site is all my own 
	 work. I challenge, nay, beg you, to prove different. 
	 Well, fucking go on then..."

I'll give FyRE a break, he's had a long weekend poor lad. Apologies for
the "Light My FyRE" thread, but I trust you can now see the method in my 
madness. As opposed to the madness in FyRE's Method.

Andrew/

                 'You're a Jerk, Dent'
                         Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged



From: andrew
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: FyRE in the hole!!!!!!
Date:  Feb 97 02:02:03 GMT

In article <32FF7FD9.525C@somewhere>
           Bobby@somewhere "Robert" writes:

> Comment:
> 
>         Someone should take a piss and put that Fyre out.
>         Only you can prevent flaming fyres.

Thanks!  <!--- chuckle --->
 
Andrew/

                 'You're a Jerk, Dent'
                         Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged



From: Robert 
Subject: Re: FyRE in the hole!!!!!!
Xref: news.huji.ac.il alt.flame:53098 alt.retribution:1172 alt.nuke.the.USA:
18788 alt.good.morning:10647


Comment:

	Someone should take a piss and put that Fyre out.
	Only you can prevent flaming fyres.



From: FyRE
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: FyRE in the hole!!!!!!
Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1997 00:20:14 +0000


In article <855626523snz@somewhere>, Andrew/
<andrew@somewhere> writes
>           Bobby@sheridanc.on.ca "Robert" writes:
>
>> Comment:
>> 
>>         Someone should take a piss and put that Fyre out.
>>         Only you can prevent flaming fyres.
>
>Thanks!  

Well done Gormless, you've made a friend in a flame group (out of
playdough and shit by the looks of it).

Remember, play safe.

-- 
FyRE                                   < Instrument of Darkness >


From: Joseph 
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: I've caught FyRE <chuckle>
Date:  Feb 1997 23:49:43 -0500

Andrew/ wrote:

> Don't drink so much.
> 
> Andrew/

Hey, fuckface, get your own lines. Don't steal mine!

Sheesh, fuckin' drunken limies...


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