From: ITHOMAS
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: 'So, am I REALLY a dumbass?' /andy asks.
Date: Feb 97 20:36:24 EST

In article <855533384snzW@somewhere>
andrew@somewhere (Andrew/) cried:
 
>In article <17B10E93DS86.ITHOMAS@somewhere>
>           ITHOMAS@somewhere "Ian" writes:
>
>> A fuckhead cascade begins with a fuckhead:
>
>Truest bloody words you've said, by virtue that they are the *only*
>words in your posts that take the exit from the Truth City bypass.
 
*shrieks /andy the hood ornament as his rusty jalopy careens off 
the 'path less taken' and into new levels of inane thumb-sucking and 
empty hollering*
 
>What more can one expect from a cloath-eared imbecile who's idea of
>a good post is "You started a cascade! You started a cascade! You
>did, you did, I saw you.". Totally oblivious to my complete and
>utter lack of a reputation for enaging in cascades aren't you?
 
Listen /andy, yer mindnumbingly stubborn stupidity is starting to wear on
my patience.  The ONLY reason I'm even bringing up this rather dated 
thread again is b/c you managed to 1) whine about fuckhead cascades 
incessantly for months (well, it felt like a month, at least), 2) and THEN 
you essentially prostituted your 'morals' (or whatever passes for such in 
yer dim, empty-headed universe) by trying to start one yerself (which you 
failed miserably at something even the rankest amateurs in Usenet 
history--alt.bigfoot--were able to manage).  You compounded, and 
continue to compound BTW, this error by loudly insisting you didn't 
screw up when you so clearly did. You really need to take a deep 
breath, jump-start yer peanut-sized brain into overdrive and THINK 
about that. 
 
>King of the Cascade, Maxfield, once said that "The Fuckhead Cascade
>is a device for trashing newsgroups". I can think of one newsgroup
>that it effectively trashed straight away. Yours. Now go and give
 
See--I agree.  I'm not a big fan of cascades myself except when keegan is
the target.  That's the only way to shut knuckleheads like him up.
 
>FyRE some consolation or he might come by and fuck up one of your
>ideas again. Know what I mean? He stitched you up good and proper
>in this thread didn't he?
>
>And he was trying to back you up and all....BWWWWHAHAHAHA, what 
>a hopelessly pitiful bunch of twats you alt.(f)lamers really are.
 
Neither misfyre nor myself need any help reducing you to a yammering 
crybaby, /andy.  And his post (which I notice you didn't answer--trying 
the old 'head in the sand' trick eh? Just makes you an easier target, 
my dull-witted pal) simply thinks that a cascade begins with the post 
of the trigger word (i.e. fuckhead).  I contend that a cascade actually 
begins with a fuckheaded individual practically begging for a fuckhead 
cascade (i.e. you) but that's philosophy stuff /andy, don't fret yer leetle 
head over it.  Let the people who're able to think about this 'deep' stuff 
without having a brain aneurysm worry about it (i.e. everyone on Usenet, 
yourself excepted).
 
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Ian
 
Red Cross Representative, alt.flame
 
'Jesus is coming.  Everyone look busy.'
 
 

From: Andrew
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: 'So, am I REALLY a dumbass?' /andy asks.
Date: Feb 97 07:58:58 GMT


Give your ass a chance, Ian. You are the only zombie in the world that 
is dull enough to think that I cascade or even that I'm bothered by your 
incessant empty allegations. Your only use to me was as a convenient 
and willing navvy to dig the hole that I pushed FyRE into. 

You're convincing no one around here of anything other than the all-
embracing tedium of that cesspit you hail from.

Andrew/

                 'You're a Jerk, Dent'
                         Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged







> Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1997 09:37:49 -0600

What makes me think that the aptly named Shannon (no relation) mailed 
this 2 minutes after receiving a 35 minute bollocking in the admin's 
office? 

> To: andrew@somewhere
>
> Andrew,
>
> Last week I canceled the series of articles in which you and I (and Oden)
> traded flames. I thought about this over the weekend, and realise I was
> wrong to do this, as it goes against the freedom of expression I hold dear.
> I apologise for this regretful action. I also apologise for the flame war
> itself. I did reply to the original troll bait from Jim Ryan w/o trimming
> headers, and thus spammed, which I also don't care for. Though the war 
> was at times fun, I do realise it was childish and inappropriate.
>
> And yes, you do know what "shite" means, and I was, again, mistaken. 
> Pleas ignore any future posts where I make such stupid mistakes, or 
> remind me, via e-mail, if I spam again.
>
> I'll be apologising to Oden as well.
>
> Have a good life.
>
> - Richard

It makes you want to throw up doesn't it?
 
Andrew/

                 'You're a Jerk, Dent'
                         Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged



From: FyRE
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: 'So, am I REALLY a dumbass?' /andy asks.
Date: Feb 1997 23:15:46 +0000

In article <855561538snz@somewhere>, Andrew/
<andrew@somewhere> writes
>
>Give your ass a chance, Ian. You are the only zombie in the world that 
>is dull enough to think that I cascade or even that I'm bothered by your 
>incessant empty allegations. Your only use to me was as a convenient 
>and willing navvy to dig the hole that I pushed FyRE into. 

Please refresh my memory, Gormless. When did all this happen exactly?

-- 
FyRE                                 < White Knight >




From: FyRE
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.retribution,alt.nuke.the.USA,alt.good.morning
Subject: Re: 'So, am I REALLY a dumbass?' /andy asks.
Date: Feb 1997 07:44:34 +0000

In article <855714787@somewhere>, Andrew/
<andrew@somewhere> writes
>
>Referenced articles:
>
>
>On Tue, 11 Feb 1997 at 23:15:46 FyRE wrote:
>
>> When did all this happen exactly?
>
>A mere hour an half later (Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1997 00:47:56) 

After I'd thrown the used condom in your mother's face...

>FyRE 
>is unsatisfied 

What can I say, I'm insatiable. Ask your mother.

>with his biting and still apparantly unanswerable
>"When?" retort. In order to illicit some kind of a response from
>the stunned into silence Andrew/, and in response to the self same 
>article, the drunken FyRE also posts to Usenet:
>
>> Do you dig it Ian? You know, his mother and I agreed that having 
>> Andrew in the bedroom "helping out" did tend to take the romance 
>> out of the evening. 
>
>It didn't take me long to reduce 

So I hear. Mr 10 seconds, so your mother says.

>FyRE to the sort of unimaginative loon 
>whose post creation ability fluctates between "I fucked your mother" 
>on  the one hand, and bland denial on the other. 

And your mother on my dick.

>Like I said FyRE, you *used* 
>to be funny. 

That's what your mother said, before I slapped her around and raped her
over the kitchen sink...

>Now you're rapidly turning into shit.

That's what I said to your mother, as she was putting her make-up on
after I fucked her.

<chuckle>

-- 
FyRE                       < Your mother is fat. >

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